dirudo:

* jigglypuff appears 3 blocks away*

ME:

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localaliengf:

thecommonchick:

this is the cutest vine ever 😍😩

@weaux

  • me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

  • child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

  • me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

  • person: you come across really chill

  • me: yeah i suppose i am

  • my constant, unending, internal monologue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • factions:

    your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart

    FACT:

    yumikuri:

    people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia

    scrantonpaper:

    Uh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins.

    roccocantodea:

    A DUEL BETWEEN NUNS The Illustrated Police News (1st publication- 1864, ended 1938)

    sugarglum:

    BEST GIRL !!